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7. the reason they invented abortions
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SPERM sperm sperm sperrrrm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chocolategrape March 5, 2008
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S.P.E.R.M. is a system of classifying causes and effects in historical study. The classifications are Social, Political, Economic, Religious, Military and sometimes Scientific. Virtually every event or idea can be classified in one of these six ways. Sometimes a single event, especially more complex events, can be classified in more than one way.
Use S.P.E.R.M. to classify the various causes of the rise of Islam. Be sure you consider all of the facets.
by jmm June 27, 2003
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A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).
"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."
by Douchebag February 8, 2003
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When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.
I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.
by sperminggal December 11, 2017
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To be or not to be that is the question. Famous quote from William Shakespeare, which sperms use derisively.
The sperm either make it to the ovary, or don't. Sucks for the ones who dont.
by Glutinator May 16, 2007
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the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.
i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.
by kaylanicool December 1, 2011
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