A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.
These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.
Be careful
These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.
Be careful
My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.
by recruiterpoet April 8, 2012
n. Communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don't want to be "part of the conversation".
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Dude! You got to get on the Twitter! You can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in "real time"!
No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?
No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?
by gnostic 2 February 10, 2014
Social Media Ghost is an Internet phenomenon that effects only a few people on social media, Internet forums, etc. Social Media Ghosts are people who are generally unnoticed online, thus generally unable to make friends or get replies/reactions to their posts, regardless of the content they post.
There doesn't appear to be a primal reason why some people are SMG, and others aren't.
There doesn't appear to be a primal reason why some people are SMG, and others aren't.
Social Media Ghost isn’t contained to one website, but the entire Internet. Someone doesn’t have any followers or replies on one social media site or forum alone isn’t SMG.
Although much more rare, it seems to be possible for people who have friends offline to be SMG.
Although much more rare, it seems to be possible for people who have friends offline to be SMG.
by SquiddyKat October 31, 2019
The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.
Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.
by YAWA March 22, 2020
“Social Media Quarterback” is a term created by former NFL player and current analyst Emmanuel Acho to describe Justin Herbert.
It means a quarterback who makes special jaw dropping throws that catches the eye of social media but doesn’t make the necessary plays needed to win the big games. Particularly throws in the earlier in the game rather than in the clutch.
It means a quarterback who makes special jaw dropping throws that catches the eye of social media but doesn’t make the necessary plays needed to win the big games. Particularly throws in the earlier in the game rather than in the clutch.
Wow Justin Herbert threw a rocket! But to me he’s just a social media quarterback. He never. Shows up when it counts !
by CV232 November 27, 2022
A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. September 27, 2015
A Social-Media Influencer who talks publicly about topics that they don't have enough knowledge about and influences their followers with half-baked information ending up doing more harm than good.
by Tjdoesthistoo July 8, 2020