SoCal Distancing 

Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.

Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.

SoCal Distancing by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

Social distancing 

A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.

Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.

Social distancing by CrankyGamer March 14, 2020

Social distancing zombies 

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.

I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.

Social distancing zombies by Option 22 March 26, 2020

social distancing 

1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)

2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*

* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)

1.

“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”

2.

“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”

2*.

“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”

social distancing by NoThankYou4PiggyFlu May 1, 2009

social distancing 

what my wife practises in bed

i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing

social distancing by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020

social distancing chicken

When people walking toward each other on a sidewalk deliberately refuse to alter their paths in a game of chicken, usually resulting in one party stepping aside at the last minute to avoid violating social distancing boundaries.

When our eyes met from behind our masks, I knew we were about to play social distancing chicken.

social distancing chicken by jlfour April 15, 2020