Cutting someone from the edge of their lips to their cheekbones, and forcing their mouth open, as opposed to the other definitions added here, which actually describe curbing
He said; "Give him a smiley"
by Cakeslob July 19, 2006
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The mark left on a person's body after being assaulted with a padlock in a sock.
Dude, I gave that bitch hella smileys.
by diacetylmorphine June 22, 2005
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The act of exchanging smileys on IM, often to infuriate the other person. Can also occur in a Smiley War( the act of dueling with someone over the number of smileys you can use at once)
Annoying woman: " :) :P ;) :'( "
Stable Male: " Damn it i hate those stupid things, woulda STOP smileying at me?!
Annoying woman: " ;P "
by light24bulbs October 27, 2009
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One who is almost always smiling except when pictures are taken of him/her.
Hey, there's smiley.
by smiley April 9, 2005
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The plural form of a smiley. When typed on any microsoft thing, it shows that both smilies and smileys are wrong.
Jack: "Hey dude, did you make those smileys I told you about?"

John: "Whoops, I forgot all about them. Isn't that supposed to be spelt differently?"

Jack: "What? I got this from Urban Dictionary.com, sheeze!"
by Udypmseo Logego March 28, 2009
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As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009
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When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.
Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol
by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010
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