A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"

Person 2: "What a small timer!"
by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014
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