A shop in downtown San Diego, CA, where people go to break stuff. You buy it, you break it. That's the idea. Come in. Break stuff. Smile. The first and original store of this kind in The United States.
Alisha: "My boss is a total jerk. I need to go to Sarah's Smash Shack, write his name on a plate & destroy it! That way, I can go in tomorrow, smile at him, and continue to pretend that I like working for him."
Amanda: "Oh my god! I went there last week with my boyfriend, and we wrote our ex's names on shit, and smashed the hell out of them. Then we totally made out!"
Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.