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by whipmachine December 12, 2016
SIMPA: allowing the one who runs your life, to dip her thumb in her own period blood and wipe it across your forehead while saying “SIMPA” in an act similar to the 1994 Disney movie The Lion King involving Simba a baby lion and Rafiki a grown ass ape
I’m pretty sure Cantaffa’s SIMPA Ceremony is going Friday, his old lady has been bitchy since Wednesday!
by Hixville52487 June 23, 2020
by oefelstein March 9, 2020
To shove two popsicles up your ass at the same time, and than offer one of them to your nigger friend, while you eat the other
by Ohlawdhecomin January 26, 2019
A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.
Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
by PC Slayer Sword December 14, 2022
People who call people-"simp", without proper reason. The word "simp" is like air to them and they would call anyone that word, even when it would be harmful. They think in groupthink
It is similar in usage to "Sinpla"
It is similar in usage to "Sinpla"
Jaren and his army of simpa sheep went around the school, convinced that kicking girls for fun is cool and that anyone who tries to go against it, is a simp. One of them- Trevis, stalked a girl for 4 days , without even realizing that his actions were an example of simping
by Kesiria February 12, 2021