Shit Blower 

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

Shit Blower by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Shit blokery 

The art of being a shit bloke.

Dude,when you kissed my mom last night that was a major case of shit blokery

Shit blokery by darkphoenixlf January 10, 2011

blowed shit 

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

blowed shit by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

Shiteblower 

A person who constantly talks utter rubbish;
Someone who pipes up at meetings to give the impression of knowledge and/or intelligence whilst achieving the exact opposite.

Can I say, Mister Speaker, that the right honourable gentleman is a shiteblower.

Shiteblower by Gonadic Gratitude July 3, 2019

shitflower 

When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.

Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.

shitflower by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

shitflower 

A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.

Does that guy just hate everything?
Nah, he's just being a shitflower again.

shitflower by webhead February 28, 2014