1. Constantly erronous and always crashing. See windows.
2. Slow; sluggish. See lag.
3. Never running. See dead.
2. Slow; sluggish. See lag.
3. Never running. See dead.
by Kage October 15, 2003
A fucking hell hole of a discord server, ran by killjoy (she is addacted to cereal) and a shitty admin that enforces the shit out of rules, no one likes him btw.
by Hidden_gaming March 10, 2021
by JaykeBird August 28, 2017
It professional whose unending task is to squeeze every once of performance out of aging servers with little or no budget from the bean counters.
"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."
by t1n0 April 10, 2009
v. When a server for a MMO or other online game is lagging so much that the players think that the game has 'died' or killed it self.
by jzmajor December 6, 2009
This site is full of inconsiderate people and has the definitions of: Fag, idiot, dumbass, kevin, faggets and so on. It is full of immature and childish kids, best advice is to stay off.
by Who ya think? August 3, 2010
In the post-apocalyptic radio series "Tales from the Afternow," Server Monks are "monks that get a cybernetic jack in the crown of the head, usually between the eyes on the forehead, to allow them to connect to the Internet and walk through a virtual world. They worship Server as a god and are the masters of the virtual world. They reside in temples and have acolytes and petitioners that cater to their needs."
In popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be "plugged in" in order to feel comfortable.
In popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be "plugged in" in order to feel comfortable.
"Since I got a phone with Internet access, I've become such a Server Monk. It makes me nervous to be without Wikipedia even for a second!"
by RealityApologist July 17, 2008