Schwimmer

1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".

2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.

You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.

by Tugboat June 4, 2004

schwimmer fatigue

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

Schwimmer’d

Getting reallly drunk or high or both and getting a bit messy or very messy

Me: I got schwimmer’d last night
Friend: Schwimmer’d?
Me: Yeah. DAVID schwimmer’d 😂

by MetropolitanServices August 29, 2021

david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Schwisper

A shout but in the tone of a whisper

it was neither a shout nor a whisper, it was a schwisper

by The Real Paul August 20, 2012

schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

by Schmaynard August 31, 2008