schwasted

A word that Maria likes to use in her away messages even though it is clearly not part of the English language.

"Umich is so boring, all we do is get schwasted"

by Atrain April 28, 2004

schwasted

A word used by little kids who think they're drunk

That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana

by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008

schwasted

when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED

dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)

by alokaler November 1, 2010

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski April 19, 2006

schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg October 25, 2007

feng schwasted

a surrounding harmonious atmosphere encouraging a state of intoxication

The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted.

by aliceflame July 29, 2011