A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 9, 2011
by nasty n8 July 23, 2005
A large orange-yellow vehicle for students who does not know how to take a public transit like a city bus, drive, doesn't have car pool, or doesn't have any form of transportation. This big annoying vehicle has bad supension and gives a headache. Always sticky on the inside and hot. Plus the driver always turns on the radio up too loud. AKA. The Losermobile
Ken lost his liscence and does not know how to take a city bus so he has to take that headache (school bus) to school.
by Rinard September 16, 2005
a large contained tin used to pick kids up at bus stops used mainly in the morning or in the afternoon
a school-bus is commonly used for school needs, such as taking kids to school or delivering them back.
by Obama-prism July 28, 2020
A sexual act. Upgrade from the minivan.
It's when the man puts 1 in the front and a load of kids in the back.
It's when the man puts 1 in the front and a load of kids in the back.
by Oppshitkacked_dacks July 15, 2022
O fuck here comes the school bus.
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
Yo i was on a school bus yesterday i don't remember what happened
Can i take a ride on the school bus bro?
I don't remember cursing out my teacher... "Dude you popped 2 school buses before class"
Can i take a ride on the school bus bro?
I don't remember cursing out my teacher... "Dude you popped 2 school buses before class"
by gerThaBear August 13, 2013