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Schrodinger’s Satire

When someone says something really stupid then says it’s satire or thy know it was satire and said it for people who didn’t know
Guy 1: You unlock a tommy gun in Chapter 10 of rdr2
Guy 2: It only has 8 chapters
Guy 3: *Picture of skeleton with brain in the ass*
Guy 2: I know it was satire, I said it for people who didn’t know
Guy 4: you’re a schrodinger’s satire bud
Words you can keep
A very unique soul with a kind heart.She’s capable of doing anything she wants and is very smart .She’s connected to all the members in her family and loves them With all her heart. She’s very pretty and will have a bright future if she stays on the right path.
Safire is so beautiful
Safire by Theman5000oldie November 18, 2019
verb. To correct improper grammar, pronunciation and/or punctuation. A reference to William Safire, lexicologist for the New York Times Magazine.
Herb: How is term paper-grading coming along in your class this semester?
Craig: Dude, I had to Safire so many semicolons, it was atrocious.

Janet: And I was all: "Are you for real?" And he was like: "Totally."
Crissy: Don't you mean; "I asked: 'are you for real?', and he replied: 'totally'"?
Janet: Actually, it is functionally correct to use "all" and "like" in the quotative, especially when engaged in colloquial conversation.
Crissy: Well I'll be Safired.
Safire by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008

Safire Legends 

a Title to a game that has not been released yet. This game bases off of the old Dungeons and Dragons Books and Star Ocean Time lines, as well as Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda ideas and creations. Not only does this game contain things from those games, but any game which goes beyond the normal in their ideas and reaches out to the interests of fellow gamers.

The title Safire Legends was thought up from a few different factors, one being, the game consists of many Legends and Stories to be Told and lived, whether for the first time or once again. Also the god Safire has an important role in the game which getting details on can only be obtained by playing the game itself.
"Lets play some Safire Legends"
Safire Legends by Kaz C. May 29, 2008
The gamer girl. Friends with the guys and the coolest chick around. Naughty underneath.
Safire beat me last night so I owed her some tongue.
Safire by Chokeabitch123456 December 20, 2016

satire spelling

Purposefully misspelling a word for comedic effect
Imma go hit on that girl. Meybe it'll work out. Don't child yourself. Me myshelf and I. This Satire Spelling is Tireing
satire spelling by Bad spelling March 22, 2021
The name of a person, typically female, originally from the word "Sapphire" - a blue jewel. Safiras tend to be bubbly, have a great sense of humour, and usually get on well with most people.
Hi, my name is Safira.
Safira by Inimbi August 20, 2011
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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