What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
SWAT pants.
Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.
SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.
SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 31, 2016
Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
Where a man name Justin takes the Semen of a man named Michael, then looks straight up and spits it in the air. He then plays a game with himself where he swats it in midair before it lands on his face. In his mind, he wins either way. Michael is repulsed.
Justin was caught laughing maniacally swatting Michael's left over Semen from an old condom in trash.
by Justin’sDaddy June 9, 2021
Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Weapons And Tactics
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.
by Bryce878 August 23, 2023
SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
by bustingdown August 30, 2018
by StapleBucket267 May 11, 2021