Nickname derived from the name Stephanie. Was formed modeling the way fob people said her name. Stiff-anie. Hence the name Stiffi was born. She is the coolest person you'll ever meet.
Many derisions followed:
stiffles
stiffneck
stiff
sitffler
and boner.
Many derisions followed:
stiffles
stiffneck
stiff
sitffler
and boner.
idiot: what kind of name is stiffi?
cool guy: a name for a sexy person.
idiot: how does that work?
cool guy: her real name is steph and she's hella sexy
cool guy: a name for a sexy person.
idiot: how does that work?
cool guy: her real name is steph and she's hella sexy
by ridiculousteph May 29, 2008
Get the stiffi mug.Stiffi(s), a strange extraction from the name Stephanie, tend to be very athletic, good looking and have a passion for their beliefs. Usually engaged to a michelle, stiffi's are very lucky humans. Despite their name, they do NOT have sexual tendencies. Likes making rumballs and breaks in her spare time. She rather likes explaining linear equations to a certain "pimp".
boy one: Is that who i think it is?
boy two: It couldn't be! How could we be blessed with such an honour?
boy one: i think it is..
boy two: IT'S STIFFI!
boy two: It couldn't be! How could we be blessed with such an honour?
boy one: i think it is..
boy two: IT'S STIFFI!
by an untouchable PIMP September 18, 2008
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{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.
2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
by Charitable Disguise February 2, 2020
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Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.
Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.
Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 19, 2020
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Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!
Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
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