Russell/ Randal
by Watrdjkydt December 16, 2019
A man, usually cocky that thinks he brings bad bitches but usually is alone with only his right hand. People may sometimes assume he has a large cock but are sadden when they find out it is only comparable to a nipple dick. a.k.a straight bitch.
Girl one- Oh my gosh isn't that a Russell over there?
Girl two- Yea it is. OMG! Bree told me that his dick is like this. " holds up small tootsie rool."
Girl two- Yea it is. OMG! Bree told me that his dick is like this. " holds up small tootsie rool."
by tsameah November 1, 2012
by SanstheSkeleton(Grillby's) February 24, 2017
adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.
v. To be completely and utterly wrong.
v. To be completely and utterly wrong.
In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.
Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"
Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"
by nuckckckckckckckck July 23, 2010
A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.
by Hoggs August 8, 2012
Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.
Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."
by Pat Rutz June 13, 2005
by Jessica + Russell<3 January 31, 2009