Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.
by the verbal spinster April 1, 2005
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
by SlopNChop October 24, 2018
the two week period of time in between december 21st and december 31st which commences in one long ass party
by urban rumspringa September 17, 2012
Rumspringa is a period in an Amish person's life when they're allowed to go out and experience the world before taking their vows, getting married and joining their community. A Rumspringa Rimjob is the very last time a person gets their ass eaten before the end of their Rumspringa. They will never again know the Joy's of analingus and must rely on that one memory.
Jedediah often thinks back to his rumspringa rimjob with Jim Grizzard to inspire him for missionary with his wife.
by SesameSeed86 May 12, 2021