The combination of semen and fecal matter. This is achieved through the absence of lube and is much more painful.
When my partner took a shit after anal sex, Romney fell out.
by DownRomneyDown October 12, 2012
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1. (verb or noun) To utterly crush an opposing individual or team <The Bears sure pulled a Romney on the Jaguars last week(n.)! or The Jaguars sure got Romneyed by the Bears last week(v.)!>.
a. Typically when one has been Romneyed, there is a sense of bewilderment, disbelief and/or panic from the opposing individual, team and/or fans/supporters.
b. When one has been Romeneyed, it typically results in the opposing individual, team and/or fans/supporters resorting to name calling, aggressiveness, and finding significant justification as to why the opposition performed so poorly.

c. The final stage of being Romneyed is acceptance by the opposing individual, team and or fans/supporters that the one who Romneyed the opponent is far superior in a number of ways and is better equipped overall to do the job set forth. The timing of this stage varies by individual; some may realize it immediately and intelligently switch sides, while others somehow get stuck in stage two.
2. (adjective or adverb) To be far superior to the opposing individual or team due to maturity, preparation, history of success, courage, grace and ability. <He successfully won over his opponent because of his Romneyful characteristics (adj). or They Romneyfully fought off their attackers (adv)>.
<The Bears sure pulled a Romney on the Jaguars last week(n.)! or The Jaguars sure got Romneyed by the Bears last week(v.)! <He successfully won over his opponent because of his Romneyful characteristics (adj). or They Romneyfully fought off their attackers (adv)>
by Empowered1234 October 9, 2012
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karisma: dam that guy is the shit
jamie: duh his name is Romney
by crazi_E March 14, 2010
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loss of a job or income due to corporate merger or acquisition by investment bankers utilizing a leveraged buyout approach
Employees of Dade Behring were romneyed when the company saddled from debt due to a leveraged buyout, needed to layoff thousands
by Screengrub January 14, 2012
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Accidentally bragging about your place high up in the economic stratosphere is Romneying.

Credited to David Weigel in his 2012 post for Slate title "Introducing: Romneying"
Romneying Example 1: Asked by the AP reporter if he follows NASCAR, Romney responded, "Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners."

Romneying Example 2: Romney said he owns a Ford Mustang and a pick-up truck while his wife, Ann, drives "a couple of Cadillacs," in an offhand remark during a question-and-answer session after a speech on economic policy.
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A measurement of tax rate, equal to 13.9% of income.
My tax rate is 36%, or about 2.6 romneys.
by pseudopea January 24, 2012
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verb: (1) to fire someone with glee

(2) to be fired

(3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India)
Examples:
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!"

(b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!"

(c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs!
by WinstonSmith1984 January 10, 2012
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