Homoerotic teenagers who take their shirts off to run with their teachers (or coach). Often like to pee together, calling it a "Group Pee." In the morning, they shower together; at night, they eat pasta at a big round table.

The boys like to wear tiny shorts and touch each other. They have a love child from North Carolina named Mansa.

The girls are really flexible. One of them is in a relationship with an older rich man. One of them likes a River Hill boy. All of them could get their coach fired.

WARNING: There are multiple runners with hyperhidrosis on the team.
A.
1# Did you see those gay shirtless people running past us singing "I want it that way?"
2# Yeah man, That was the reservoir cross country team on their easy run.

B.

1#. Why were those girls "cat-cowing" at the start line?
2#. It's the Reservoir Cross country team! That what they do!
by hahahah :P June 20, 2021
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