another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted
lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman March 20, 2016
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A chick with a snatch full of cum
I was about to go down on this chick I picked up at the pub but one look at her snatch and I could see she was a reservoir dog.
by Twofer2 May 21, 2018
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a place for storing liquid, especially a natural or artificial lake providing water for a city or other area
The collages constitute a reservoir of expert knowledge.
by bling s August 13, 2022
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Noun:
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
Johnson reservoir: Oh man, my shower was draining really slowly today, so I had to partially dismantle the piping to clear the blockage. Turns out I had a Johnson reservouir under there!!
by Greased ferret March 4, 2023
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when someone urinates in the tub while still in it
Mark was still so drunk this morning, he made a Pakistani reservoir in our bathroom.
by Special name April 4, 2021
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Pissing over top of someone but them not getting wet. Pissing in a bottle laying sideways on top rack.
I was top rack had to piss so I golden reservoired in a bottle
by 8008132 April 28, 2023
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