The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too
tight. Gas is released from the
anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your
leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"
Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are
two sizes to
small."