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1. A noun, purpura is male genitalia that is all testicles and no penis or a very small penis overshadowed by deformed balls.

2. A deformed penis.

The word originated in New York amongst Italian kids who would make fun of a kid with a deformed penis and grew to describe some with "all balls and no shaft"

"I heard Carol left John because of his purpura."

"Scott's purpura keeps him from getting any"

Purpura by LargeMouthBasshole December 27, 2011

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Purpura

Typicaly used to offend miguel alegrete's , ultimate insult to everyone , the ultimate insult to everyone , worse than "no u"

Miguel , you are gay and have Purpura.

Purpura by matias damásio March 18, 2019

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purpdrank

Invented by Gypsy's in the 18th century in a monastery just south of the Mason-Dixon line in a town called Moorsville. This intricately intertwined mixture of both alcohol and drugs made people in the late 1700's see colors never before seen; i.e. "purple."

So, it's blend is as follows (per 12 oz)

*2-4 oz of Promethazine Cough Syrup

*4 OZ Goose Vodka

*2 OZ Sprite

*2 OZ Grape KoolAid

*3 crushed up 1000mg Vicodin Pills

*2 smashed up grape Jolly Ranchers

All ingredients are to be mixed up into a double-cupped all white Styrofoam cup.

Lil Weezy F Baby (The F stands for FEMA) is often seen sippin that purpdrank...

gettin crunk on prunk...

purpdrank by spocomptonwarriors July 4, 2010

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jerry purpdrank

The second funniest black guy on vine. Known for extreme love for watermelons. The word nigga is very popular in his vines.

You: what up Jerry purpdrank
Jerry: eating a watermelon nigga

jerry purpdrank by Therealdometrome December 8, 2014

purpuratitulumphobia

The immense fear of purple markers

“John was just diagnosed with purpuratitulumphobia!”

purpuratitulumphobia by Illicit_Orange_666 November 28, 2021

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purpur

another term for the color purple

My friend's face turned purpur when he choked on a peanut.

purpur by Drew Sullivan November 5, 2003

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pururaj

The kind of guy who your mom likes

Oh my god cover mommy's eyes Pururaj is here

pururaj by Bajihanma April 11, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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