Puglia 

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Puglia is in a jolly mood, the Puglia mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Puglia: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Puglia: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Puglia: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Puglia: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Puglia: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Puglia but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

Puglia by Allie_is_Queer December 18, 2008

puglar 

Puglar is someone or something with extreme keen-ness for an unusually desired craving in the moment.

A modernised and colloquial form of the term 'tony puglar'.
Puglar is a synonym for pug, bug, plug, plorg, plerg, petko.

Person 1: Hey luke bro I want to rip a bong!
Person 2: Marcus you puglar
Person 3: How's the tony puglar on him

puglar by kingplerhgh March 13, 2013

puglasarus 

A person whose appearance resembles that of something ugly or dog like (pug), and also displays dinosaur (sarus) like qualities.

Pronounced - Pug-la-Saw-rus

"Do you fancy her?"
"No way - she's a complete puglasarus!"

puglasarus by SHJ May 17, 2006

Camille Paglia 

A based academic queen, prominent throughout the eighties and nineties, who is critically versed in the mythological histories and ancient storytellings of feminism and modern whitw woman society.

As originally mentioned in The Book of Genesis, the first book of the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Old Testament, Paglia was a being created by God specifically to bring wrath and destruction to western societies' philistines and university ideologues that endorse commiting despicable acts of sin, such as the lacking any sense of beauty and the aesthetic.

Her historical actions of successfuly enforcing shame and embarrasment via acclaimed essays and books is almost always referring to basic college grad white women, white female false rape accusers, useless white male feminists, and delusional leftist celebrities.

“These people are philistines, okay. They’re philistines! They’re middle-brow. Hopelessly middle-brow. They have no sense of beauty. They have no sense of the aesthetic!” - Quote by Camille Paglia from her interview with Jordan B Peterson

Camille Paglia by Camille Paglia Stan December 22, 2020

pagliacci 

a clown... to the extreme

you know that clown lauren? she's a real pagliacci

pagliacci by van keuren November 11, 2007

Pagliacci 

A depressed guy who makes others laugh by acting like a clown, but can't cheer himself up.

Sad Boy: Bro, I've been kinda down for a while.

Homie: Then go talk to your group's Pagliacci, it'll make you feel better.

Sad Boy: But, dude. I *am* my group's Pagliacci..

Homie: ... Fuck.

Pagliacci by Coal Soul April 5, 2022

paglia

Italian slang word for cigarette

Baby, passami una paglia

Stèf, come out, lets smoke a paglia

paglia by Kidman June 20, 2006