When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.
Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."
by boredlikehell34 December 11, 2008
Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.
Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.
3 hours later
Son: *BANG!*
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.
3 hours later
Son: *BANG!*
by MommypigSnortSnort October 16, 2020