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The proper name for the country of Poland. Because it has shitty people and is a total shithole.
I'm a southerner and we don't want the white niggers from Pooland
Pooland by Shadow Spectre June 24, 2018

Polander 

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.
"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"
Polander by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009
No one hates it more then Poles.

Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.

Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.

As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.

That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!
Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!

Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!
Poland by CR_ April 27, 2020
The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.

Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.
I'm not Polish, but they've got one of the most interesting histories in the world.
Poland by mtrisk August 13, 2005

i took the wock to poland 

adverbe: taking the "wock" (essentially lean) to the country of poland
lil yachty: i took the wock to poland

internet: this is the pinnacle of comedy!
Poland is a central european country with recent questionable decisions
Hey man should we stop cutting down this forest in poland?
nO tHE WiLd BeETlEs aRe EAtiNg tHe tREeS
Poland by I like to achoo February 15, 2019
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