Poo Tactics
To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.
- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.
2. To use air freshner post-turd.
3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.
4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.
Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
2. To use air freshner post-turd.
3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.
4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.
Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
Poo Tactics by Ckrc December 22, 2013
