Ponding 

When you live in a place that has no beaches to tan, one must resort to tanning by a pond.

Waterloo doesn't have a single beach for tanning. So we had to go ponding instead.

Ponding by UWaterloo August 19, 2009

Ponding 

The action of dunking someone in a pond

Stop ponding me!

Ponding by abbicus February 23, 2019

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To admire ones own image

On video, in shop windows, listening to recordings of self and getting stuck in front of mirrors - like Narcissus looking at himself in the pond, but with a 21st century twist. i.e.: Jonathan spent ages ponding in Selfridges' window.

ponding by Kafka129 December 29, 2006

Ponding 

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...

"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"

Ponding by J00lesC March 19, 2009

Ponding 

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993

Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.

Ponding by Invitation December 19, 2008

ponding 

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.

Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!

ponding by Rob S January 13, 2005

Ponding 

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

Ponding by H2omeier June 27, 2017