Sitting on the academic podium at SuNy Albany relaxing or chillin when you are supposed to be in class, or whenever. Wasting time on the podium, loitering.
when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.
Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?
WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me
-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).