Phumpher 

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

Phumpher by mycrows February 10, 2010

A01 ling ling goofy phumper

The “A01” stands for “ain’t 0 way”. The rest stands for when something doesn’t go your way or when you’re in disbelief. Similar to, “damn it”, and “for real”

Friend: I hooked up with your mom last night.

You: A01 bruh, you cappin’, ling ling goofy phumper.

Friend: On god I did.

You: A01 ling ling goofy phumper.

A01 ling ling goofy phumper by Diskmasker9000 September 23, 2022

pumphernickel 

Pumphernickel: hit on the girl working at the bakery. By using her profession as a pick up line and it works.

You know baby after you cook it in the bakery all day.im ready to make my own pumphernickel

pumphernickel by Wirthman86 August 19, 2018