Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.
Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003
(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.
by PENIS PATROL March 3, 2006
Danielle: "Natalie, do you wanna come out on penis patrol tonight?"
Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"
Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"
Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"
Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"
Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"
Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"
by Danihunt86 August 12, 2011
A group that is filled with mammals highest on the food chain that have transcended past human life and make sure peace is kept through the patrolling of the male genitalia
Hey Seth and Tyre I suspect that Breylon is hiding drugs in his genitalia and it is time to show him the true power of the penis patrol
by PP Captain Tristan February 23, 2020