pencil dick

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

by James August November 6, 2007

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

by crunchwrapMP December 6, 2009

pencil dick

A teenie weenie, or a person with a teeny weenie

Have you ever noticed that Chinese guys all pee in the crappers so that no one can see their pencil dicks?

by andy1 April 19, 2005

pencil dick

Male who uses his dick like "pencil asshole" Nitpickers.

"Pencil Dick" Male always checks his pencil or is "pencil retentive."

by Alexandra Saks September 30, 2007

Pencil Dick

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.

I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.

by Jendo October 15, 2004

Pencil Dick

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN

ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.

by SDS006 January 4, 2011