The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.
by Brett March 8, 2005
When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?
see Paralysis of Analysis.
see Paralysis of Analysis.
by ProtonBreath March 1, 2011
It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 5, 2019
The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.
by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014
the state of being paralyzed by suffering from some sort of past trauma or abuse, whether mentally, emotionally, or physically.
by mississippi self publisher May 3, 2016
(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)
-noun
Pathology.
A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire
body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it
must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in
order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property
damage.
Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously
or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.
-noun
Pathology.
A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire
body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it
must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in
order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property
damage.
Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously
or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.
Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because
I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him
he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still
inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed
I couldn't move (rage paralysis).
I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him
he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still
inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed
I couldn't move (rage paralysis).
by uneven_floor May 21, 2008