Paltrowism

1. A verbal usage coined by or reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow. A Paltrowism is an elitist expression uttered with vacant ignorance of what 99% of the world knows by hard experience. Can generally be preceded by the noun "Gwyneth..." as subject of the sentence.

2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.

3. Bathos disguised as erudition.

"Conscious uncoupling" is a Paltrowism.

According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.

"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.

by davarinofuntucson May 11, 2014

Paw Patrolism

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

by The paw lord June 3, 2018

Paltrowgasm

The feeling of sexual satisfaction had from viewing Gwyneth Paltrow in a movie.

After watching Iron Man I had a major Paltrowgasm.

by Alan Wexelblat May 25, 2008

Paltrowing

When someone has an incredible amount of money and still whinges about trivial things like the gas bill. Based on Gwyneth Paltrow, the queen of Paltrowing.

Robert: Oh damn I only have $35 million net worth now and I wanted to buy a new microwave.
Dana: I have so much money but this zit on my nose is killing meh!
Me: Fuck up and stop Paltrowing.

by Daniel_John_Cooper December 24, 2010