Painsley 

Utter Crap! The peak of possible fail in the whole of the known universe.

Geez that is totally painsley!

Painsley by SmurgleFurgle June 17, 2008

Painsley 

First, lets start with the biggest problem: THE STAFF.

Why must they treat their students like they’re stupid? This school gives up on the lower sets before they even start thus giving them some of the worser teachers of the institution just to tolerate them. Why else would they still have year elevens who can’t spell common words and get confused by the correct uses of to and too?There’s also a superiority complex where higher set children are given more opportunities, not to mention brilliant club. Not in a high set? You don’t have the mental capacity to join extracurricular clubs. The staff are extremely condescending and patronising too, not naming names but I think each student can think of a staff member who has made them feel like they’re incompetent and that their intelligence has been insulted and this brings me on to another point:

LITTLE TO NO DISCIPLINE. Everyone knows that the students drug deal at this school behind the science block and yet senior leadership turn a blind eye to it. Students know that can get away with misbehaving as there is little to no consequence (seriously, in what possible way is suspension or a 12 to 5 a punishment?) and so they run out of lessons, swear at staff and like I previously said, drug deal. It’s all covered by a huge façade at parents perspective evenings etc. Poor year sevens. Overall, this school is shit and your child will flourish no better here than if they were at Cheadle Academy across the road.

Have you heard about Painsley?

Ha! That shit hole? I wouldn’t send my kids there if it was the last school in Staffordshire.

Painsley by stellaohlala September 14, 2020

paisley

paisley is the most beautiful girl with stunning eyes and an amazing personality and a good sense of humor. all the guys like her and she has a ton of friends. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going down hill. she does great in school and she loves to read books. she also has good taste in boys. only the best of the best and ones that are hard to find. and once you loose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. paisley has a strong heart and she can easily make friends with almost anyone.

don’t you see that girl. she’s such a paisley😍

paisley by funnycookke January 30, 2018

Kisses for Paisley 

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.

"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"

Kisses for Paisley by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

Brad Paisley 

One word: Freaking sexy.

Brad Paisley is such a stud. I want him.

Brad Paisley by Laura_xKU July 20, 2010

paisley briefcase 

A carrier bag used by residents of Paisley to hold their belongings.

Shuggie: Aww no man, its pishin' doon! My giro is gonna get soaked.
Senga: Here, fire it in this paisley briefcase to keep it dry.

paisley briefcase by haileys May 7, 2007

brad paisley 

HOT HOT HOT! Amazing on guitar! Romantic songs! Amazing voice that makes you swoon! HOT! Wonderful artist! HOT! Seems to be a great guy all-around! HOT! Wonderful musician! ...and did we mention HOT?

I love Brad Paisley! Nothing can compare to his amazing hotness and talent!

brad paisley by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006