Oxon

When you pretend to be someone you aren't in certain situations.

Don't be so oxon if those cute boys show up.

by Nordicwon August 19, 2016

Oxonize

to covert to the style of studies conducted at Oxford University.

It is not necessary to Oxonize the educational system in this part of the world.

by uttam maharjan August 10, 2012

oxon hill village

oxon hill village is a place where you will get fucked up for thinking your something your not, they be fly as shit and they will fuck your bitch

Them oxon hill village niggas be looking sweet

by Faddyy March 16, 2017

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018