Owned

Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

by Saints October 13, 2003

Owned

when a girl named faith undeniably beats you in cow racing on the wii

you just got owned.

by anna laker February 3, 2023

Owned

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

by 9aBe July 26, 2008

Owned

To Own. To dominate, to defeat by a large margin.
NOTE: Only lonely virgin geek ass pricks use this term, and its other variations such as: own3d, 0wn3d, 0wned, etc.
A good way to tell if someone lacks a social life and is still a virgin is if they use this faggot ass word. Stupid nerd ass geeks.

"LMAOAMLAMOAML i just beat you for the 4th straight time in QUAKE, you got str8 OWNED!!!!"

"OMG i was in the chatroom and i OwNeD 2 girls with my funny jokes LMAOMALAMO! LMAOOOOOOO! OWNED!!!!!! OH FUCK!"

by Fat Cop June 13, 2006

Owned

Owned August 2nd, 2005:
Game: Halo 2
Gametype: Team Fiesta on Lockout.

I turn to Sniper tower to see a Rocket launched directly at my face. In an instinctive reaction I pull the trigger just as my sights pass over the Rocketeers face. HEADSHOT. I then proceed to sidestep the rocket and come away from the battle unscathed...That is owned.

My defintion speaks for itself.

by Tod Higgins August 14, 2005

Owned

Owned- What happens to Maddy Fondren every time she talks shit to Clair Box on Facebook. Usually occurs on Rachel Stricklands wall.

When Maddy deleted all her post's cause she couldn't decide on what dumb shit she wanted to say and Clair said "think quick Maddy" She got owned.

by GETBIGNIGGA June 14, 2010

Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!

by Illness April 6, 2004