Old Lady Syndrome 

the state in which older women are in when they reach a point in their life in which every single little thing makes them mad/annoyed. Most commonly seen in the workplace where everything seems to be an inconvenience.

Terri: "Have you talked to Mary lately?"
Jenn: "No, she hasn't talked to me in a while after our little argument, she must be having Old Lady Syndrome".

Terri: "That makes sense, she seems to be bothered by everything lately."

Old Lady Syndrome by fsmbeliever July 23, 2021

O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome

a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking

jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.

anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.

jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.

O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome by jiggabuff December 5, 2011

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) 

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.

Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010

Old White Lady Syndrome 

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

Old White Lady Syndrome by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

Old White Lady Syndrome 

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

Old White Lady Syndrome by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023