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Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone with an abnormally large set of ears, small brain and an unusual habit of closing each sentence with strange grunting noises ERRRP and UMMMMM in a Tourette's type manner.
The manager is suspected of Oafism in the workplace
Oafism by Darth Walker May 19, 2018
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A religion based on memes, music, and general stupidity
"Yo, dude, I heard Ian joined Oofism today!"
Oofism by StickmanStan24 June 10, 2018
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the cool new word for awkward. spread it around kids.
if there is an awkward silence you can say the word oafish or if u are talking with ur friend and describing an uncomfortable situation you can say the word oafish.
oafish by jenny liz amanda October 31, 2004
AWKWARD! AWKWARD! AWKWARD!

It means awkward.
Stuart: Yo, Laura, Built to Spill is going to be off the chains.
Laura: Who are you coming with?
Stuart: Tim, Emily, Mattia....Eli...
Laura: Last time I saw him he said "I love you!"
Stuart: OAFISH!
oafish by DME ROCKS May 17, 2005
the newest best religion in the world!
i went from studying christianity to studying oatism.
oatism by gelohcnela1 April 28, 2008
A Local Nebiourhood Friend Called Jordan Foad Who Likes To Eat Porridge Oats With A Slice Of Autism,He Also Likes Busting A Nut On Uncle Jack
Jordan Foad Has Oatism He Had Porridge For Breakfast After Having Fun In Bed
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