Nothing

What I regret.

"I regret nothing."

by CitationNeeded February 18, 2012

Nothing

Nothing is a term used to say that something is not physicly existant. Why is this definition more accurate? Because we can't just say its "no thing", otherwise it makes no sense that its a noun, since a noun is a person place or thing. Nothing is a thing - just not physical. As nothing is a logical idea, it is indeed a thing in a logical sense.

I can see nothing, but I can't be nothing.

by Cenax December 17, 2004

Nothing

Nothing

by Soul Flare August 6, 2019

Nothing

Means something but your most likely to lazy to explain.

"Whatcha doin?"
"Nothing"(your actually eating but you realize that "nothing" is easier to type than "I'm eating"

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 15, 2016

Nothing

Lethal stuff that goes faster than the speed of light.

Steve: What goes faster than the speed of light?
*Mr. Tweetums lands on Steve's shoulder*
Carl: Nothing goes faster than the speed of light.
*Mr. Tweetums suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Carl: How did Mr. Tweetums die?
*Carl suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Steve: Exactly! But when did this nothing appear?
*Eric suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Allison suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Steve dies from a heart attack*

by edggya June 22, 2009

Nothing

You. Everything you do/have done/will do.

"Speak to me Sarah. What's wrong now?"

"Nothing."

by CartledgeB2 October 27, 2003

Nothing

"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.

Makes People Very Mad.

Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About.

Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.

Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing??
Ashley: Nothing...

10 Minutes Pass...

Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...?
Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...?

by .Tit.For.Tat. March 30, 2008