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To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

Nascarded by Evilous Dark Power October 9, 2021

Words you can keep

Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

Nascardio by Fotofly November 30, 2010

Related Words

Nascarded • Nascared • Nascarred • NAStarded • NASCAR Dads • NASCAR Democrat • Nascardio • Nasconded • Nashtarded • nastardd

Nashtarded

One who becomes incapable of carrying on a normal conversation due to the need to blurt out random words, usually the names of professional athletes.

1)"Yeah, i asked what time he wanted to go to the gym and he answered: uh...Mickey Morandini."

"yeah, he's Nashtarded."

2)My roomate is Nashtarded.

Nashtarded by mike trivisonno April 8, 2008

Nascared

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.

"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"

Nascared by skisotope July 18, 2007

Nasconded

Getting absolutely wankered in the afternoon in a female friend's (often a bit of a whore) room of your choice.

Let's get absolutely nasconded.

Nasconded by Odge1 May 8, 2010

natearded

1. a mix of the words nate; in this case meaning prude, and retarded; meaning stupid. it could be used to describe a fail moment

2. someone who is prude and stupid
3. a really fail moment that involves something sexual
4. someone that has "prude ears" (meaning they're prude)

guy 1: dude! she just came up and kissed u! wtf? why did u just push her away?!?! u r so natearded.
guy 2: o shut up.

natearded by skimanloveshamandskiingatsquaw April 13, 2010

NAStarded

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.

Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!

NAStarded by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026