Nmk

Not My Kink

Girl 1: Oh my Daddy slapped my ass so hard last night.

Girl 2: Dd/LG? Nmk.

by BL4KB1RD January 27, 2018

NMK

New Mama Knockers. When a woman's breasts become humongous due to pregnancy. However, mentioning this to a pregnant woman (an incredibly hormonal pregnant woman) may earn you a slap to the face.

Pregnant Girl: "I'm due in a month!"
Impressed guy: "I can tell, you've grown yourself a nice pair of NMK's!"
Pregnant Girl: "Excuse me?"
Impressed guy: "Huge tits."
Pregnant Girl: "...Excuse me?!"

by xrobotlove March 1, 2011

NMK

Naukri Margadarshana Kendra is a term in the Marathi language for service for guiding job seekers in Maharastra for Government Job opportunities using the portal www.IndiaNmk.com

I am gonna get government job through NMK.

by IndiaNMK May 24, 2020

NMK

Native mob killer the opps of native mob mostly in cass lake mn and minneapolis

Guy 1 : what you banging
Guy 2 : Big NMK and EBK blatt

by Nmk_NORTHSIDE_SLIDER September 19, 2020

NMK

NMK also known as (Nefarious Maniac Kult) is a extortion group which primarily targets young children via discord, telegram etc. the group was founded by “Acid” & “Arukk” (2 past 764 members) videos have shown they what they call “content” some of the members from this cult can be seemingly shown on these videos. including the following pseudonym (Gores, Rexl, Ashen, Cautious etc.) Nefarious Maniac Kult has been seen to become a brotherhood which have been affiliated with global known groups such as 764, 657 & NLM. (No Lives Matter)

NMK

by xzxfgrngnergn November 19, 2025

NMK (Not My Kid)

What one says when observing unruly behavior in other people's children.

At the festival the other day, a three-year-old was out of control - screaming and running all over the place. All I could think was, thank goodness he's "NMK (Not My Kid)".

by Lugasamom October 17, 2010

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You think you're sooooooo clever don't you? I don't even need to TELL you what you've already searched.

person: I'm so cool there's no way someone has used nmklopvbhjuixcfgtyzsderaqw before!
me: I'm gonna stop you right there

by nmklopvbhjuixcfgtyzsderaqw November 19, 2018