A decent metal band made up of a bunch of wannabe punks. Vince Neil (frontman, Axl Rose's bitch, hits like a powderpuff), Tommy Lee (drummer, 24 inch dick, Kid Rock's bitch), Nikki Sixx (bassist, pissed in a cop car once), and Mick Mars (guitarist, the lone ranger and only talent in the group). Despite the fact that they suck as human beings, they collectively get at least four-hundred and twelve times as much hot ass as anyone that could possibly be reading this right now, and for that, they deserve two thumbs up.
Hey, did you hear Tommy Lee is fucking Pam Anderson?
Yeah, not if Kid Rock doesn't kick his ass first...
Hey did you know Vince Neil punches like a bitch?
Yeah, Axl would kick his ass in a new york minute...
Motley Crue sucks
Yeah, not if Kid Rock doesn't kick his ass first...
Hey did you know Vince Neil punches like a bitch?
Yeah, Axl would kick his ass in a new york minute...
Motley Crue sucks
by Axlwouldkickvinceneilsass November 23, 2009
kickstart my heart ..............................
by bob November 7, 2004
by jon April 30, 2004
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by A Person January 1, 2004
Taken from the spelling of the awesome rock band Motley Crue, a group of people in my school that I am classified in. It consists of people otherwise known as the Misfits. There are people who get in trouble a lot, people who are weird and do weird things, random people, the whorish people that no one else likes but the TMC does, and the people who are pretty go-with-the flow unless you piss them off (that would be me). Also includes any other types of people who are so small in numbers that they aren't counted as their own group. Does not include anyone with a mental disability that qualifies them for Special Ed.
Preppy Bitch: Yeah, like, Oh my gosh. We were just like standing around and talking about our boyfriends when The Motley Crue showed up and just started talking about random stupid things. When we said something they got all mad (Haha, that would be me right there) and they told us that if we didn't shut up they would slit our throats with our own fake nails. Yeah, like whatever!
by GIR needs rehab August 27, 2008
Other than nickleback and bon jovi Motley crue is possibly the worst band ever. They almost destroyed the genre of heavy metal with their poser hair and horrible music. They employ some sort of mind control device to make people like them despite their awful music.
by Dr. Jinkle March 28, 2010