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Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
by TWC.TV May 25, 2018
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dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
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Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.
by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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