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montessori school 

A place where kids learn a whole lot and actually learn to LOVE school. Many people back away from montessori schools because they're not "structured" enough, but the truth is that these kids learn better in this kind of environment than the kids in catholic school who are told to fold their hands at their desks and be quiet. Not saying all catholic schools are like that, nor am I saying that it's bad, but montessori schools kinda accomplish more with their unique style of learning. They're really expensive, but it's well worth the price.
A: "Ewww I hate school its horrible ew ew ew."

B: "Really? I love school. The people there are nice and the academics are interesting."

A: "You must go to a montessori school, then."

B: "you got it."
montessori school by xEmo kittyxx November 17, 2011
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montessori school 

it is not a school for speds school. in fact, it is a very expensive school. they teach you multiplication tables in kindergarten.
it doesn't get better than that.
9 year old: dude i can't figure out 2 x 2!
5 year old: its for you fricking retard.
9 year old: damn kid where did you go to school
5 year old: montessori school.

Unionville Montessori School 

Very Rascist

hamilton park montessori school 

The town shithole. We got the annoying kids, and not much else. We all hate it here and the teachers are ass other than one. We all cant wait to leave. It was good until 5th grade.
Im finnaly leaving hamilton park montessori school lets fucking goo

Parkway Montessori Middle School 

this school is booty. the kids are wack and the teachers are rude. you are either a good or ghetto kid. although the school is wack UTS HELLA FUN!
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