A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.
"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.
Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).



by monsterluver March 30, 2009
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a person who temporarily separates from a significant other in order to develop a similar relationship with another.
That guy is a monster, I can't believe he did that to his wife.
by eggrollthebest June 24, 2016
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The thing under your bed.
There is a hideous, man-eating monster hiding under Timmy's bed.
by LlamaMama902 January 20, 2015
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1. A song on Lady Gaga's The Fame album.

2. An energy drink.

3. Something that scares little children.
1. That boy is a monster. Mo-mo-mo-monster.

2. Kate drank a blue Monster at the party.

3. Mommy, check under the bed and in the closet for monsters.
by arianne! August 18, 2010
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1. (a) Something that is incredibly large.

2. (a) Something which is amazingly cool.
1. That tree is monster!

2. The game last night was monster!
by Jimmy Kickarse July 15, 2006
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Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
by Rockaj1012 March 3, 2007
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