Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world 

A fucking piece of shit.

Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.

Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.

Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Asian Minecraft let's play 

Code word for "sexy video"

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"

Asian Minecraft let's play by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022

Let's play minecraft 

When you give hot sloppies to the person who asked to play. After that it's a 3 hour hard-core anal session

Tim: hey Jim let's play minecraft!
Jim: are fine but only for a little. My girlfriend is getting suspicious of me

Let's play minecraft by Pk moist July 24, 2022

christian minecraft server

A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?

That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.

christian minecraft server by Knowredge December 5, 2017

Christian Minecraft Server

A Minecraft Server with very strict rules. Swearing is usually prohibited. Heck and Frick are not allowed, but using the Lord's name in ANY WAY is prohibited. (Yes I actually went on a Christian Server, and saying OMG is not allowed.)

Player: Oh frick!
Admin: NO SWEARING ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!

Christian Minecraft Server by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

christian Minecraft Server

The most holy place on the planet you sinner >:(

“This is a Christian Minecraft Server so, no swearing.”

christian Minecraft Server by Fatuglyobeseguy June 14, 2018

Minecraft Sickness 

A common sickness experienced by builders who play Minecraft for an extended period of time, especially Survival Mode.

Some symptoms of minecraft sickness are:
-renewed fear of the dark
-urge to place torches in a dark hall
-wondering if there's any diamond under your house in real life
-urge to punch trees
-animal abuse
-putting raw pork into stove

Junkie1 and Junkie2 are going camping

1: Bro, its getting dark, we need to light some torches and put them on the trees
2: ok! (gets coal from grill and a stick)
1: no wait i already have some! (gets matches)
2: wait what we thinking! putting torches on trees is just as bad as flint and iron!
1: well if we cant have light, we have to stay up all night and make sure creepers don't get us.
2: we can still make a small fort with the wood around us (punches trees)
1: (comes to senses) oh no! we have minecraft sickness!

Minecraft Sickness by The Yarn Box March 5, 2011