Glasgow patter;

Meaty is used to describe the likes of a cool sounding part of a song, something thats found to be cool, or a physically big/thick object (most commnly a bag of weed)
'This guitar riff is pure meaty'
'aye mate a just got a meaty bit a hash'
'your arms are pure meaty lookin mate'
'that burds got a meaty booty man shes gettin the bone'
by amadman July 5, 2007
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A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.
Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.

Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.

"she's nice and meaty!"
by karazy April 14, 2005
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Wow Sarah, you got really meaty when you crushed that beer can on your forehead!
by denigod August 25, 2006
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The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up
Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty
by Dennis Hill May 16, 2006
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When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.
Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.
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slang term used to describe cocaine. Origins are from the Greek word for nose
Sometimes I think about meaties and sometimes I have them
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To rapidly slap your semi hard cock on someones forehead while screaming meatie in a high pitched party toned voice usualy done as a threat if a girlfriend wont make you a sandwich or back talks you.
I told Laurie if she dident hurry up and give me a mouth hug she was going to get a meatie

2, She said she was going to be up and ready by 7am so at 645 when she was still asleep I woke her up with a meatie
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