A small town in Illinois dominated by tyrannical Superintendents, corrupt principals, hillbillies, purple Indian feathers, rising home subdivisions, groups of friends with names, and school teachers that entertain themselves by annihilating their student's futures.
"Do you know where Mascoutah is?" "Oh, the place with the McDonalds? Yea, its over there somewhere behind all those old trailers and backwoods."
by MascoUtah January 4, 2010
Hillbilly infested cornloving bastards who have tractor races as a means of fun. lovers of indians and purple. mascoutain person of afore-mentioned "town" and are proud of it. diaper biscut eating penis floggers.
We live in m-town "mascoutah" and we wear purple all the time! ummm ummm lets go ride tractors and flog some penis!
by m town hater April 11, 2007
Biggest small town ever, lovers of indians and purpule, has the sports teams(usually). Many awesome people live there. If you live in mascoutah you are automatically epically awesome. And we do not flog penis:)
by Theroblover December 24, 2009
A small town in southern Illinois surrounded by corn fields and churches where people pretend they are important. Has your typical douchebag cop that makes people hate the rest of them. Full of alcoholics due to the amazing bars on each end of town, Skooters and the Juicy Peanut. Like any other smaller town, there’s like 4 names everyone fucking knows and they have a hand in everything in the town. Was once home to the FSU Crew of an MC. Now home to the baddest group of Outlaws known to man.
Let’s go party in Mascoutah! I hear there’s plenty of loose women, good times and maybe we can hang with some real Outlaws!
by Tinius Cassius Maximus January 14, 2022