Mark: I just got marryed to Karen!
Paul: Did you just misspell married?
Mark: Wait, how did you know that i used incorrect grammar if we are talking in person?
Paul: *sweats*
Paul: Did you just misspell married?
Mark: Wait, how did you know that i used incorrect grammar if we are talking in person?
Paul: *sweats*
by Dragonite Studios April 14, 2020
A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.
Hustling, paper chasing.
Hustling, paper chasing.
I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.
by QueenTrine April 8, 2015
Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.
by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018
It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle
by kbaderak September 30, 2011
When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.
by jrswam October 1, 2013
Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.
by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003