Man United are a football team in England who were very successful in the nineties, but now are not. Most Mancunians support rivals Man City, most of the support comes from the South of England, Cyrus, Malta, USA and East Asia. Everyone used to hate them as they were bloody good, now they aren't that good, so no one cares much about them. This annoys them.

Fans are famously low in football knowledge.
Manchester United football fans club- 2000 members (Down from 10000 in the ninties)
1 from Manchester
600 from South England
100 from Cyrus
100 from Malta
199 from USA
1000 from East Asia
by billy-bob-billy July 31, 2006
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An Awesome team with amazing skill. Known for tradition and glamour. You can argue that they have glamour but not tradition. Tradition is amazing in this team. They have always brought up players when they were young and made them world class players.e.g Giggs, Scholes, Nevilles, Beckham, Nicky Butt, Roy Keane. Ever notice that in many teams in the premierleague there is at least one person who used to play for Man United and this is why I will always be a Man United Fan. Excluding all of the trophies they have won.
Rio Ferdinand passes it to Giggs, an amazing run by Giggs his moving and twithching left to right, can you believe it a man in his 30's acting like a teen, but this is still Ryan Giggs finally passes it to Rooney and shot and Its a GOALLLLLLL!!!!!! This is Manchester United we are talking about.
by Doma December 18, 2004
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A transgender football team in England comprised of batty aunty maanz.
I am transgender and batty so I support Manchester United.
by Tokyopoliceforce August 23, 2016
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the only greatest football club in the world.
Beckham... into Sheringham, and Solskjaer has won it!!

History is made. Manchester United are the champions of Europe again, and nobody will ever win the European Cup final more dramatically than this! Champions of England, Champions of Europe, Winners of the F.A. Cup, everything their hearts desired!

Down and out, not a bit of it, they are never out!
by International Bad Boy February 18, 2005
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a crap team who evryone supports even though they dont live in manchester.
spurs 999999999999999999999 - 0 man u
by i hate townies and arsenal September 7, 2003
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Undoubtedly the best club in England.(Stop living in the past you scouse and when was the last time you won the EPL?).One of the best in Europe(probably the best)and the only treble winner.

While Manchester United celebrate another title and trophy. The only things Scousers can do is to be bitter. (or give this entry thumb down...i know they're are such as loser)
by moovee June 15, 2008
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THE Best Team in the World!!!

Everyone in KGV knows it ...

-Max, a great loyal supporter.
Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!

hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
by loyal supporter April 1, 2005
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